Everyone has some kind of sex-thing they remember from when they were kids, some kind of pervy thing that everyone talked about when they were just starting to talk about sex, but no one had ever actually tried or even saw, things that maybe they’ve always wondered about. Kraka tells me that for him, it was edible underwear that kids always joked about. When I was a kid in Japan, there were two legendary things that we always talked about when we joked about sex. One was “Dutch wives,” which is what we called blow-up dolls in Japan. You know, it’s that kind of “Oh yeah, you are so horny, I bet you have a dutch wife under your bed.” You know, the stupid things kids say. I eventually got to see a blow-up doll, and, wow, was that disappointing and sad. I mean, if you have a blowup doll fetish, good for you, but they don’t do anything for me. At least, not the kind that I eventually saw in a store. The new ones are quite a bit more convincing. I have to say…Wow. I mean, that’s Japan for you!
The other thing that always got talked about was crotchless panties. I always wondered, did the women who wore them wear them all the time? Were they crotchless and ready whenever? (That was the typical joke/insult that went with them.) Did they only put them on before a special night? And just who were these women, anyhow? And where did they buy their crotchless panties? I never saw them on sale in a store that women would go to. So did that mean that men bought them for their women? Were there women who were happy to get them for a present, like any other lingerie? Or were you sad and depressed if someone gave them to you, like, “Oh no: crotchless panties! My guy’s a deviant perv!” Or was it only like…prostitutes who bought and wore them? I couldn’t imagine any other women going into the kind of stores where I imagined you might get stuff like that.
I remember not long after I finished high school I heard that one of my former junior high classmates had started working at a soapland (bathhouse for prostitution). That was the most alien thing in the world to me. I mean, she was a sex worker! Even in a country like Japan, where sex is highly commercialized, it was shocking to me. I spent a lot of time thinking about her and her job and her life. Inevitably, I eventually asked myself: Was she the type of girl that might wear crotchless panties? I couldn’t help but wonder. I mean, obviously not when working in a soapland, but…after? Before?
Ironic, now to look back at it. I’ve been a hostess (no sex, but, still), I’ve been a porn blogger, I’ve had millions of people looking at the most hardcore porn possible of me, I’ve made and sold tons of fetish videos that are probably 100 times more “perverse” than anything my soaplands friend has ever done. Although I suppose you never know, given the sex trade in Japan. If she moved on from soaplands, who knows what kind of thing she might have gotten up to in Tokyo. And, of course, my little hobbyist dabbling in sex work is probably nothing like as hard or as intense as the reality of her full-time bath-house job was. Don’t worry, I’m not comparing myself to a real sex worker.
But, still. I’ve done and seen a lot of “deviant” things, and I hope do and see a lot more. But never until last weekend had I ever actually worn a pair of crotchless panties. In the end it was Kraka who brought them home for me, I think partly as a playful treat and partly as something that he thought would be lots of fun to show in a video and in pictures. I’d never mentioned the fact that this kind of lingerie had been sort of a legendary thing to me when I was a girl and a teenager. When we were right in the middle of some hot foreplay, he brought them out and asked me if I wanted to try them on. I was amazed to actually see them. It wasn’t so much a sexy thing, at first, as it was a nostalgia thing. Kraka got a different reaction than I think he was hoping for, at least at first. I laughed and laughed, and then started talking about my jr high and high school friends, and my soaplands friend. Now, Kraka is always happy to talk about soaplands, but I think he’d really thought that the lingerie would lead pretty quickly to some easy access to my pussy and my clit and then maybe some panties-on fucking.
Luckily for both of us, he’s patient. Because, after all the reminiscing and laughing, I did indeed put them on and there was some very quick access to my pussy, which was shockingly wet in no time at all.There’s just something very, very naughty in an oddly pure, old-fashioned way about these things. I mean, I could picture Bettie Page wearing them in a Klaw Studios shoot. I’m normally a very (very) slow starter, and maybe it was the novelty or maybe it was just the good sexy feeling of talking and laughing and being happy with my guy, but, wow, there was nothing slow about that night’s start. We had planned to shoot a bunch, but all we got was a couple of very shaky minutes of of video and these two pictures.
We were that excited by our my new lingerie. If finally had the answer to what kind of the woman wears crotchless panties? Me. That’s who.