Hi everyone! This is just a quick note to tell you how excited I am to post this picture of me by Mayumism! It’s not so often that I feel like a work of art, but when I see Mayumi’s pictures of me, I do! This was supposed to be an Ass Wednesday post, but I’m so incredibly slow and lame, that here I am a week and a half later posting it on a Sunday, but I guess no one will really mind, right?
There’s a special reason why this picture makes me so happy. Unless you grew up as a flat-butt Asian girl who desperately wanted to have an ass, you probably can’t imagine how exciting it is to see a picture of yourself where you have, if not a badonkadonk, then at least a booty! And a picture like the one at the top, that positively objectifies my bum? Pure heaven!
I mean, it may not be a juicy double, but I think it might qualify as a juicy single, at least. For me, it represents literally hundreds of hours and thousands of sets of squats, deadlifts, thrusts and more, working day after day after day at the gym to build up my rump!
If I could get my fat to go to my booty and not my belly, I’d be eating twice as much as I do now, but I am not genetically gifted in that way. My (relatively) “easy” muscle tends to be more in my calves, which I used to actually cry about when I was much younger.
Eating more just gives me an old-lady pooch. I don’t even get muffin top, really, which would be a step up. Nope, straight to that old lady does-she-not-do-sit-ups-or-is-she-pregnant-but-no-it’s-the-wrong-shape pooch. I mean, if I had it because I’d destroyed my abs carrying twins or something, but, no, it’s just bad genes.
So I can only come by an ass through lots of hard work. And only a specific kind of hard work: weights! When I was a cardio bunny, my butt got even flatter, I went from the dread Asian flat butt to the even flatter distance-runner’s butt.
Butt, no more! These days I still have a long before I reach the coveted high-round-shelf-butt-you-could-rest-a-glass-on ass. Butt I’m a lot closer than I ever have been. I hope you enjoy my bum and I’d love to hear what you think!