Just a quick hello and a quick update. First, the fun stuff: it’s Ass Wednesday! I’ve said many times that the whole reason I got into bodybuilding and fitness in the first place was because I was tired of having the dread Asian flat-ass. I wanted a big, round ass. I wanted a ghetto booty. I wanted to be able to balance a shot glass on my ass. I wanted to have back. I wanted junk in my trunk, and not the wibbly-wobbly cellulite kind. I wanted people to say: are you sure you’re Japanese? Are you part Latina? Is there a little bit of sistah in yah? I wanted junk in my trunk, and not the wibbly-wobbly cellulite kind. For a long time, almost all I did was ass and leg stuff, to the point where my upper body is still way behind my lower body, even thought I have been doing balanced workouts for a long time now.
Anyhow, Kraka took the picture above of me crashing after a long night of play (the source of the last couple days’ posts, if you are curious), and the flash woke me up. I was trying to be irritated that he shot me in bed, but I couldn’t help get distracted by wanting to see how my butt looked. When I saw it in the camera LCD, I shouted “It’s huge!” I was both shocked and excited. “Can it really be that big? Is that OK? Am I just fat? No wonder none of my pants fit right anymore! It’s as big as Brandi Mae‘s ass!”
Kraka calmed me down and made me look at some pictures of Brandi Mae’s beautiful bodacious booty to remind me that hers is in another league far, far beyond what a Japanese girl like me can ever hope to achieve. She is, after all, my Ass Idol. But, still, mine is big. Really BIG! I’m so excited and yet also a little bit nervous at how big it is! I have to go back to Japan again this fall, and my friends are going to FREAK OUT when they see it. Well, it will be smaller by then, as I am dieting–because, yes, I am way way way offseason, to put it politely. But, still. It’s not going to be that much smaller…
OK, now for the boring stuff: I’m still working on fixing Rikochanpornstar 2.0, but it’s a very slow process. I last night I spent several hours just trying to get the images for this post showing Slave Kraka going down on my big clit til I squirt. It was slow and buggy, so I started saving a lot, which apparently caused GoDaddy to think I was actually a malicious attacker and blocking my IP address! So, it’s going to take a while to get all the updates done.
Hope you’re all having a good hump day!