Jessica Biel in her sexy latex catwoman suit, as drawn by the excellent Ultrafem

In my dreams, Jessica Biel has a latex fetish

Hi everyone! I’m sure you’re all wondering what big-boobed Jessica Biel in a latex catwoman suit is doing on Rikochanpornstar? Well the truth is, I’ve had this particular piece of art for a while, and have just been waiting for the right time to post it. And it turns out that the right time to publish it is now, when I’m having technical difficulties with my image-editing software.

I think Jessica Biel is very sexy–of course, I thought she was at the peak of her sexiness when she was in Blade 2 and totally buffed up. There were all sorts of pictures of her on the Web working out, and, predictably, lots of criticism that she was “a linebacker” or “too manly” to which I say, bullshit…that’s the sort of comment I expect from insecure little men with tiny penises–either literally or mentally.

Jessica Biel buff babe

Loved how tight Jessica Biel was for Blade Trinity. Maybe now that Wesley Snipes is out of jail, they can make a sequel?

I really like Jessica Biel, but Kraka loves her…he’s a little bit obsessed, and she’s on his “list,” which I find not even a little bit threatening because 1, he’ll never meet her and 2, if he does and he can get her into bed…good for him, especially if he brings me along! Anyhow, for his birthday last year, I commissioned the amazing artist Lisa Hayes, AKA Ultrafem, to draw Jessica Biel in her Catsuit from I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry. And, because she’s Ultrafem, she gave her a bonus extra endowment, HUGE BOOBS! If you’ve ever wanted to get some sexy art commissioned, I can’t recommend Lisa strongly enough. She works really hard to give you what you want, and you get to watch her drawing it live! Such a fun, sexy experience from a very talented artists with a unique, sexy vision.

Jessica Biel Catwoman

In case you haven’t seen the movie…

Anyhow, I hope you enjoyed this little diversion! I’ve got another Ultrafem picture or two to post, if people like this one. Let me know in the comments if you’d like to see more (it won’t displace my normal pictures, don’t worry!)…

~Riko