Making Porn in Public
In fact, I’ve been so busy that a lot of my editing and writing and posting has all been on my phone on trains, on buses, in taxis, in coffeeshops, and even in the sauna at my gym! I’ve been busted more than once, actually; this one cute woman saw what I was doing in the sauna, as I’ll explain. I have to tell, you, I actually really, really like the idea of editing porn featuring me in public. I’ve been looking at fitness porn on Tumblr at the gym for ages; it’s a really great way to get your energy and motivation up! If you need motivation, the “fitspo” aspect of it is incredibly effective. I want to look like her, so I’m going to fucking lift as hard as I fucking can!
And, more importantly, the sex aspect of it, of those amazingly sexy hard bodies, gets your blood flowing, gets those glands stimulated, gives you a shot of adrenaline, and maybe even a burst of testosterone. I was looking at pictures of one of my favorite bodybuilders, Angela Salvagno, today: her amazing quads, her fantastic abs, broad and sexy back, her amazingly long and cock-like clitty. OMG, it’s so fabulous, I could feel my face getting red and my heart beating faster every time I glanced at it between sets, imagining it in between my lips, rubbing against my clitty…
I felt so powerful and energized and motivated! If you need some kind of help in the gym, I can’t recommend anything more strongly than looking at pictures of inspirational fit bodies of whatever type turns you on. In their posing suits is just fine, I suppose, but I want my mix to have some nudity, some of those perfect bodies completely exposed. Of course, if you’re using nudes for inspiration, you’ve got to be a little more careful about who sees your phone screen, though!
That’s an exciting feeling, of course, looking at porn where people might see. Even more so is the idea that the porn on your phone is you, that’s what makes editing porn in public so exciting. If you get caught, there’s a chance that you really get caught, and the person might understand that the picture is you. This girl in the sauna? I can’t be sure, as you’ll see, but the kind of picture I was working on makes me think she knew. It was the last picture in my last post, Rikochan Big Clit and Micropenis Swordfighting, and, as hot as that picture is (if I do say so myself) it’s so obviously a home-made iPhone shot. I’m not being modest, here: it’s clearly not a professional shot, and that’s ok: I have a lot of people tell me they like the down and dirty snapshots better, because they look more authentic. I can see that, although I definitely don’t agree that high produced pictures are somehow worse (or better). They have different goals, for different audiences. And, for the record, I hate the word “authentic.”
But I’m getting off the point. That picture, on my phone, is clearly a picture of me. And, frankly, I’m not super modest in the sauna or the locker. I mean, I don’t flaunt it, but I’m not super-shy about being nude in a place where it’s ok to be nude. I don’t understand those girls who spend hours in the gym crafting perfect bodies who then get into the shower with all their clothes on, undress, shower, and then get dressed–all inside the shower stall! I mean, for one thing, it’s fucking inconsiderate, when there are lines (there are always lines, precisely because of these bitches), and for another, what can possibly make people who spend all that time in skintight camel-toe yoga pants and tank tops that modest? And don’t get me started on the horrible people who go into the sauna with all their clothes on–sometimes even their shoes! I’m sorry, but that is just rude and ignorant. I blame the gym, partly, for not posting sauna etiquette rules.
Sexy in the Sauna
Anyhow…this woman was only wearing one of the little towel-service towels, which you can barely wrap around you and tuck in, and I only had one over my lap, so…there was a definitely a moment, but maybe not quite the kind I would fantasize about. This woman is a trainer, but not a bodybuilding trainer. I mean, she trains some pretty big guys, but she, personally, is more about kettle bells and rock-climbing, though I have seen her squatting and deadlifting. I’ve talked to her a few times, and I overhear her sessions pretty sometimes, and she has that kind of mischievous flirty thing going on, pretty much no matter who she’s talking to. Better still, she’s got a slight accent. I don’t know her story, but she has an Scandinavian name, too. Best of all, she’s super-fit yet still has gorgeous boobs. I mean, like, perfect. Like, if I was getting implants (which I think about a lot) I would want to pay her to take a picture of her boobs to show my surgeon (not that that would be weird or anything). Or, you know, maybe she would want to smother me with them.
So, you know, this is the kind of thing I was thinking about as I secretly made my porn in the sauna. I was adding a watermark to the picture I mentioned, but I was at least half trying to look at her with my peripheral vision, and feeling seriously excited. I mean, I don’t often get conscious of getting a clit erection when I’m not having sex, but this was one of those times. So I was distracted. I asked her if she minded if I threw some water on the rocks, and she gave me her sly smile and said, “I can take it if you can,” like it was a challenge. I wasn’t thinking right after that, and so, as I leaned forward to I leaned forward to throw some water on the rocks, and she leaned forward to get grab her water bottle I was watching her instead of what I was doing. I’ll be honest, she’s really cute, and I was kind of hoping for a peek if her towel opened. Without thinking I had put my phone down on the bench. Face up.
The next second or so sort of happened in slow motion. I could see her eyes and head tracking down, and I looked down, watching her, and I saw her eyebrows go up and she sort of froze; I followed her eyes to see what she was looking at, and there it was in all its glory, my giant pink clitty, getting rubbed by a big cock head. I seriously thought I was going to faint.
Everything sped up at that point: I grabbed for my phone: my hand hit it like an attacking cobra, and of course, I missed it. It spun across the bench toward her, and she caught it just short of falling on the floor. She handed it back to me, but not before taking a peek at it that lasted for a beat. Her smile had sort of turned into a smirk, and she just said, “Don’t want to lose that!”
I thanked her and jumped up, nearly dropping my towel in my confusion, pretty much flashing her in the process, it and said something in what I’m sure was Japlish at best about being done and basically ran away. I’m not sure, but I think I could hear her laughing. I took the fastest shower ever, dressed like a crazy person, and was out of there before she even got out of the sauna. I was still sweating! It was totally disgusting, and I was very lucky that this happened on a weekend, so at least I didn’t have to straight to work, all sweating and bothered!
Shattered in the Shower
I can’t tell you how horribly embarrassed I was by that. There’s also no way I can convey how furiously I masturbated that afternoon when I finally got home and got into the shower to rinse off all the post-sauna and adrenaline sweat. I mean. I was so close to her, and so incredible aroused, and she saw a picture of my completely erect clit. I replayed in slow motion the smile spreading across her face, her hand touching mine as I took the phone, and my fumbling with my towel as I jumped up. Had she not only seen the picture of my big clit, but also the real thing? I think it’s definitely possible. And, had she seen the watermark on the picture? If so, had she gone to my site? I mean, my site is fairly anonymous, but there’s enough of me in it that, if you really knew what you were looking for, you’d recognize me. I was imagining her getting to my site and seeing all my pictures and reading my stories, and maybe getting excited herself, maybe touching herself right at the very moment that I was in the shower Jilling off so hard that and fast that I felt like my heart was going to explode.
In my experience, there’s nothing more powerful or weird than an orgasm that infused with the adrenaline of embarrassment. I imagine that the crazy, gut-wrenching explosion is the kind of thing that people subs who are forced to come in humiliating situations must feel. I just about fell down in the shower; I had to sit on the edge of the tub, I was so shaky after, and I think I must have been making a lot of noise, because when I could hear anything over the pounding in my head, I realized that my cat was yowling at me…he hates the shower, and freaks out when I go in it, so I usually lock him out. I’d been too…distracted…this time.
To Write or Not to Write
I spent a lot of time deciding whether or not to write this story. The idea that I might be outing myself makes me crazy nervous. But, honestly, the chances that she saw the watermark for my site in the one frozen beat of time that she took to look at the picture are probably small. She’d have to see the watermark, remember it, bother to type it into a browser–maybe not so likely. Once I had time to think about it, I started to calm down a little bit. The secret of my site is probably safe. But there’s no doubt in my mind that she knows that I have home made porn on my phone and that I’ve got a big clitty. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but…I’m a pretty private person.
But the more I think of it, the more I’m ok with her knowing that. I hope she doesn’t tell anyone. But, the one friend I told this story to said, “Who cares! She’s like a 23-year-old in perfect shape with an amazingly sexy body. I bet she has taken dirty pictures on her cell phone before. In fact, I bet half the people under 40 in your gym have dirty pictures on their phones. You are the most prudish pervert ever!”
So I’m not going to worry. Maybe she tells the other trainers that I have porn on my phone…so what. And, maybe she mentions my special anatomy. I bet the trainers will just say, “eh, it’s roids. I dated a girl like that once…” In fact, there are a couple of FBB trainers at my gym who I suspect might have similar anatomy…but that’s another story!
So, I decided to write the story. If she did see the URL, remember it, bother to type it in, and visit again a few later…well. I find her incredibly sexy. Something tells me that she’s not totally offended by porn. And I have seen her flirt with pretty much everyone she talks to. Maybe she’ll find this and read it, and be as turned on as I was? I guess I’ll know the next time I see her at the gym!
Slutty Nic Gives me a Big Clit Blowjob!
When I sat down, I really meant to write something sexy about getting my clitty sucked by Slutty Nic. It was a fantastic experience–my first time receiving oral from a woman! I will write more about it as I post more pictures from this series, and there are lots. But, in the meanwhile, you can read my earlier post, Rikochan Gets her Big Clit Licked by Slutty Nic, where you can also see some sexy pictures from the same shoot! I’ll do my best to get the rest of these big clit blowjob pictures up as fast as I can. I had a lot of fun with these…I hope you do, too!